🥦 👉 🥥 👉 🍈 Squinting to see any difference but I’m not mad a..
Added 2021-07-28 16:50:32 +0000 UTC🥦 👉 🥥 👉 🍈 Squinting to see any difference but I’m not mad at it 37 weeks pregnant mom of twins flexed on me a bit at dinner last night. “How far along are you?”, she asked rubbing her belly. “Must be your first baby.” Which was funny bc my son was behind her grabbing handfuls of french fries directly out of the giant catering bin with his tiny lil dirt hands. I didn’t correct her or try to get him to stop. (He only needed 4 handfuls to fill his plate and was on his way, why spoil this woman’s perception of me for a half-hearted helicopter scold???) But ultimately it was a belly size flex with a pinch of experience flex. Rightfully smug. I had no qualms. She’d come a long way and her bump was majestically enormous. I would have done anything for her. The biggest shock of the night was when a casual acquaintance of hers walked up WHILE SHE WAS EATING and initiated an unauthorized DOUBLE HAND TOUCH which turned into a full on DOUBLE HAND RUB for their entire conversation...3 mins?...about... tennis. The pregnant woman serenely allowed it. Didn’t even flinch. Legend. If someone rubbed my belly while eating I would dribble food on it on purpose. Hot soup would be ideal but would settle for syrup or honey. Even a quick dribble of spit to increase the embarrassment. “Omg I’m so sorry!” 😳😏 But, ya know, I still got that small bump mentality. Apparently it’s time to level up.
