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This this was an accident but my boobie looks cute 🤓

Lovehoney had an amazing lingerie sale lol

Reposting this to remind ME that this outfit has still not featured in a vid, what a crime 🤦‍♀️

Good morning from me to youuuu!

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Sending out this NEW vid tomorrow, you ready for AXEL?! 🤯😏😈🤩🤤

Kinda having a little love affair with body stockings atm haha

Dreaming of Italian beaches today 🇮🇹 🥲

Hey look, I saved you a seat 🥰

Just casually worked like this today, living the dream my friends

What does someone who is a total buzzkill like me (vegan and teetotal) do with this lovely set up my airbnb host laid out for me? 🤔

My bedside table in this pic will forever summarise the pandemic for me: lateral flow tests and too many dildos 😂

I can touch my nose with my tongue, how does that make you feel? 😂

Was I cold? Maybe a little yes. Would you like to have a nibble? I hope so 😋

Is this seat taken?

I got fucked soooo good on my weekend away a couple of weeks back (and I still have new content to edit for you, so exciting 😈). BUT, I thought I’d just tell you how fucking scary my airbnb was because it’s funny and I legit can’t be trusted to do anything anymore (my last airbnb scammed me and this airbnb was straight out of a horror movie) - like you know when you see those stupid white people in horror movies who do everything that is going to get them killed, well that was me 🙃 First we couldn’t find the place and it was only when this man came out of a bush into the middle of the road, causing me to brake super quick that he told us he was our host. We parked at his place, got our stuff out. I knew it was a cute lil cabin, probably a 10 minute walk max, WELL NO… we followed this man for no word of a lie, 25 MINUTES through dense woodland, I honestly was convinced I was walking to my death. When we got there (somehow alive) we were told the whole place ran on a generator (doh for not reading the reviews Rosie), he showed us how to use it, all fine and then he left. 5 mins later I realised he didn’t give us a key to lock the place and that we’d still left stuff in the car that we really needed. So after siking ourselves back up, we accepted that we would have to walk the 25mins back through the woodland - we realised on the way back that there were forks in the path that you wouldn’t have even noticed walking the other way, so of course we got lost, and as a result of this, I walked into a random tent in the woodland, I mean ARE YOU KIDDING ME, I DIED. WHY THE FUCK WAS THAT THERE - literally traumatising. When we finally got back to the car, we loaded ourselves up with all the too much stuff I’d bought (I was so hangry at the point as well) and I got a glance into his house to see this super, super old man (maybe 90?) with a crazy long beard just staring at the wall, not blinking, like legit he could have been dead 😭 We made it back through the woodland somehow (I was sweating balls lol) and when we got

I wish there was a spank emoji… 👏

I neeeeed to take more pics like these! Thought I’d repost these for the influx of people who have recently told me they’re into feet - if you are into feet, give this post a lil tip and I’ll think about making some foot content 😌

Lazy Saturday mornings are for wearing no pants apparently

This lighting was so dreamy…

Today has honestly been such a stressful day, for anyone who didn’t already know, I’m back at uni now. Definitely glad to put today behind me, I hope yours was better and thanks for patience with incredibly slow message replies etc xx

This ass was made for doggy

Post throwing all my gym clothes on the floor 😂

Eat it.

What I’d be wearing for our early morning quickie 😈

How do you like my armpits? 👀

I have washing up liquid under my bed, don’t ask me why

I just want everyone here to know that even if I forget to reply to it, I deffo read your whitty or kind comment on my post 😅💖 On a different note, has anyone watched Adventure Time all the way through? I used to watch it as a kid of Cartoon Network but I deffo missed a tonne of the story line doing it that way 😂

Would you eat my pussy after I’d worked out or nah?