Trying to make the movie “Fantasy Island” into a `🍾🍶🍺🍸🥤game? I’VE GOT YOU!
* Drink every time the say “the island”
* Drink every time they reference someone being an employee of the resort
* Drink every time the say “you’re fantasy”
* Drink every time you see a burnt ghost
* Drink every time you see a flashback
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* Double shots every time someone screams
* Name: Fantasy Island
* Release Date: 2020
* Notable Actors:
* Michael Peña - Ant-Man; Crash; American Hustle; The Martian
* Lucy Hale - Pretty Little Liars; Truth or Dare; The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants; Scream 4
* Jimmy O. Yang; Silicon Valley; Filthy Rich Asians; Fresh Off The Boat;
* Portia Doubleday; Mr Robot; Carrie; Youth In Revolt; Mr Sunshine
* Michael Rooker; Guardians of the Galaxy; The Bone Collector; Mallrats
* Streaming Site: Amazon Prime (Yeah, I bought this shit)
* Online Rating: 4.7 imdv / 7% on Rotten Tomatoes
* Summary: In Blumhouse's new spin on Fantasy Island, the enigmatic Mr. Roarke makes the secret dreams of his lucky guests come true at a luxurious but remote tropical resort. But when the fantasies turn into nightmares, the guests have to solve the island's mystery in order to escape with their lives.
* 1st Impression: This is gonna be trash but it’s gonna be THAT bad that it’s almost good, right? Let’s get SUPER HIGH before watching.
* Best / Worst Character:
* Best: I’m gonna go with the 2 brothers, Brax & J.D.. They’re just cute as fuck together and kind of make you laugh while everyone else is running around having emotional breakdowns or revelations or whatever the fuck people do in horror movies.
* Worst: Patrick Sullivan. He’s just a very boring kind of character. CIS White Male wants to be a hero because daddy died in the war — but ends up being a pussy cop. BlahBlahBlah
* My Thoughts: Yo, I don’t understand how this got SUCH bad reviews. Like, I get that it’s not GREAT or LIFE CHANGING, but it’s fucking good. It has twists, it has some really strong actors, it’s a weird twist off the original show. I enjoyed the whole damn thing. It’s not really scary but it’s like “Cabin in the woods” level pop up scares. The end of it gets a little wild but they had to work with the concept of “an island that magically gives people their deepest fantasies”. I’m not saying this is GOOD but I don’t see how it has worse rating than “The Nun” or like any of the “Annabelle” movies
* Biggest WTF Moment: They kept referencing a tattoo that Brax has and it ends up being his “nickname” from college and it’s literally “tattoo” so they call him tattoo at the end and he becomes the guys assistant haha
* Do I recommend? Rating: I would give it a solid rating 6 out of 10. I probably won’t rewatch it OFTEN but I’ll probably end up putting it on while I’m falling asleep one night in the next few months… and I enjoyed the journey haha.
* *Edibles would make this more fun than a sober watch
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Trying to make the movie “The Boy II” into a `🍾🍶🍺🍸🥤game? I’VE GOT YOU!
* Drink every time the mom (Katie Holmes) has PTSD
* Drink every time they says Brahms
* Drink every time someone thinks the mom is going crazy
* Drink every time they talk about “the rules”
* Drink every time you see something supernatural or hallucinatory
BONUS LEVEL CHALLENGE
* Double shots every time you see the doll
* Name: The Boy II
* Release Date: 2020
* Notable Actors: Katie Holmes: Dawsons Creek; Batman Begins
* Streaming Site: Amazon Prime for purchase
* Online Rating: 4.5 IMDB / 10% on Rotten Tomatoes
* Summary: Unaware of the terrifying history of Heelshire Mansion, a youung family moves into a guest house on the estate where their son soon makes an unsettling new friend, an eerily life-like doll he calls Brahms.
* 1st Impression: This is the sequel to the 2016 movie “The Boy” which I actually really enjoyed. It’s not GREAT but it’s good enough that I don’t mind watching it when it’s on movie channels.
* Best / Worst Character: Fuck this whole cast. I don’t like any of you. The kid looks like a weird, try hard version of Finn Wolfhard from It / Stranger things. Katie Holmes needs a facelift or something. I don’t even know why they had the dad in this movie at all.
* My Thoughts: I can’t even with this movie. WTF is this bullshit. How does this have a better rating than “Fantasy Island” (all be it, not that much higher). It’s slow, it’s boring, Liza played by Katie Holmes looks like STRAIGHT UP GARBAGE and you can tell every “twist” before it happens.
* Biggest WTF Moment: The moment I realized….Fuck y’all, I bought this movie.
* Do I recommend? Rating: 2 our of 10. Like it’s a movie… I guess it should get at least 1 point for that — and I finished it… so yeah, let’s give it a 2. I do not recommend though.
