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2021-07-18 17:43:45 +0000 UTC View Post
lauraperlongo posts
sometime she good, sometime she baaaad 😈
sometime she good, sometime she baaaad 😈
2021-07-15 18:55:00 +0000 UTC View Post28 👉 29 👉 30 🥦 getting hard to fit all three of these belli..
28 👉 29 👉 30 🥦
getting hard to fit all three of these bellies in one layout 😛
I weigh 132 in all of these pictures which means I’m doing ok! Guess the bigger baby/ shrunken stomach helped slow me down a bit and I’m right at the low level of healthy weight gain. So now mayyybe I won’t have complications w a too big baby? (remember that dr that freaked me out week 8?)
The reality of delivery is inching near and never been nervous before but with the minor complication with my son I’m a little more aware that things don’t always go as planned.
But we’ve got awhile to go anyhow! Gonna keep powering my crystals and focusing on other things. No use overthinking (she says while overthinking) haha
Hope you’re having a great week everybody ❤️
30 weeks official n now we a buncha broccoli 🥦 To think jus..
30 weeks official n now we a buncha broccoli 🥦
To think just 7 (maybe 12? Probably 10) more of these. 😳🥰
Feeling pretty good just kinda sleepy n staying low key to avoid the delta variant. Some vaccinated friends got it at a nightclub last weekend 🤦🏻♀️. When will the nightmare endddd. Also missing New York. (But mainly my favorite fried chicken place, the commodore of course) 💁🏻♀️. Basically just, ya know 🕦🕚🕐🕧🕧🕙👀. They don’t call it a pregnant pause for nothin.
STAY SAFE KIDS. But also have fun for me?
Bisous 😘😘
finally found the perfect maternity swimsuit! (jk i broke i..
finally found the perfect maternity swimsuit!
(jk i broke it)
in a lil shoot yesterday as post apocalyptic warrior queen 😈..
in a lil shoot yesterday as post apocalyptic warrior queen 😈
Was cool but when it was time to do my thing someone said “cue pregnant lady” over the walkie n that got me thinkin...
pRegnant LADY? Not pregnant girl? IS SHE A LADY?
When did this all happen? Is this reversible? What’s next? Ma’am? Matron? Fuuuuuuckkkk
But fine maybe I’ll just go with it. Yeah, actually. Yah know what? Fine.
All just a long way to say it’s ma’am to u now.
📏🦭
been held hostage by these clothes for too longggg upside i..
been held hostage by these clothes for too longggg
upside is being pregnant in summer? A few rubber bands and some pasties and I’m good yah?
final stretch is no joke 😏
29 weeks in mah purps front vs preferred vs full side 😝 Th..
29 weeks in mah purps
front vs preferred vs full side 😝
This week was chill but I got hit was some crazy exhaustion. Actually I’m sill so exhaused i can brlwy keeo typih...
🇺🇸✌️😋✌️🍕 pizza > burgers bed > pool change my mind. lol ..
🇺🇸✌️😋✌️🍕
pizza > burgers
bed > pool
change my mind. lol
Have fun tomorrow everybodyyyy 🧨
heat wave’s over but...ya know, is it? 😇
heat wave’s over but...ya know, is it? 😇
2021-07-01 18:12:17 +0000 UTC View Post26 👉 27 👉 28 🥳 Amazing what a slightly different angle and ..
26 👉 27 👉 28 🥳
Amazing what a slightly different angle and tan can do to throw off a comparison 🤦🏻♀️ I’m bigger now i swear!
ok so here we are...28 weeks 😝 front vs side vs view from fe..
ok so here we are...28 weeks 😝
front vs side vs view from feet 😂
School’s out for summer so consistency about to be out the window. Mirrors are limited so I’m standing on my kid’s footstool for the side shot. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!? At least I have JFK words of wisdom and a free-spirited horse to cheer me on? Haha
More good news is i discovered this lion thong in my panty drawer. A real winner if you ask me.
But yes, THIRD TRIMESTER. The final chapter. I would say I feel the same but then my back would spasm on cue n call me liar. I feel feeble asf. Good news is my kids totally understand and don’t make me bend down 6000 times a day (😳😳😳 SAVE ME lol)
Cake cravings have subsided though unless you count frosting in which case I want gallons of it. But where do you find the stuff!? Considering opening my own chain of frosting-only stores. It’s what the world needs.
Have a great week everybody ❤️❤️❤️
third trimester! first day, first dripppp 🥳😝
third trimester! first day, first dripppp 🥳😝
2021-06-27 14:46:59 +0000 UTC View Postbusiness casual at the office today
business casual at the office today
2021-06-24 12:30:39 +0000 UTC View PostDefinitely getting bigger & belly itching a lil this week (a..
Definitely getting bigger & belly itching a lil this week (a sign of skin stretching) so thought I’d bring out the big guns. 🧴
Google says this cream supposedly the best. Super buttery and smells like peppermint? Less oily which is good (in some ways.)
Still all natural! 💙
back to weekly cuz me n sharpay like em 25 👉 26 👉 27 😝
back to weekly cuz me n sharpay like em
25 👉 26 👉 27 😝
27 weeks n we got a cabbageeee 🍴🥬🍴 Unzippable pants looked ..
27 weeks n we got a cabbageeee 🍴🥬🍴
Unzippable pants looked dumb from the side and ultimately dropped the headscarf too but proud of myself for trying something new? 😂
Feeling extra vulnerable lately. Maybe it’s the sore back or random bouts of dizziness and exhaustion, but more likely it’s the social isolation. I’m still invited to things (mostly) but not being able to relax with a couple drinks or sit comfortably for longer than an hour (or climb on tables and be ridiculous if I’m totally honest) is harder than I’d like to admit. I miss adult goofinnnnn w my friennns. Can’t wait to have my bodyyy back. (She says w 13 weeks to go + breastfeeding 😳 haha)
As “excited” as other people might be for the baby (including your partner) sometimes it hits you that you’re ultimately, physically growing this baby alone. This likely stemming from Nev mentioning he wanted to do an off Broadway show (in Wisconsin) the same month I’m meant to give birth. He said no of course but wanted me to know it was a sacrifice. Meanwhile I’m sacrificing sitting comfortably...but ya know, life isn’t fair. We’re social creatures but the human experience is largely individual (until we start fusing brains & nervous systems...but also, NO THANKS haha) But fuck em. I mean love them, but do you. Pop on a headscarf or song or maybe even just stare at a wall for awhile and let yourself evolve away from the noise of others. Sometimes, even more importantly, away from the noise of who you used to be.
Sending transformative love and power your way this week. Make it a good one ❤️
first two up, me n my oils and daddy. and decaf.
first two up, me n my oils
and daddy. and decaf.
checking in / hope you’re having a good night (sorta 😏) nev..
checking in / hope you’re having a good night (sorta 😏)
nev’s been gone and I’m staying in for the 5th night in a row bc they haven’t oiled the streets enough for my body to effectively roll around on and I definitely don’t wanna call an attendant to fish me outta the gutter. I do want chicken fingers though, fuck. I wanna go bowling. Can a pregnant lady go bowling alone on a Saturday night? There’s a joke in there somewhere.
In all seriousness theres a tiny pineapple growing above my bed. She’s perfect. We’re in love.
apparently i was the only one who could see the weekly belly..
apparently i was the only one who could see the weekly belly difference (u trippin) but ok fine bi-weekly it is 🤡
22 👉 24 👉 26
i would ask what shape u like best but there’s no turning back 😳😝
have a great day erybodyyy
26 weeks official and these curves feelin niiiiiice 😛 Maybe..
26 weeks official and these curves feelin niiiiiice 😛
Maybe cuz I’m naturally curve...light?... I love em more. It’s like the puberty I waited for in high school finally hit.
Went to a bbq yesterday and strangers kept telling me I looked small tho...like that was a good thing? I’m like bitch back tf offfff, let me enjoy my watermelon belly and “massive” (lol) C cup in cake-eating silence. I worked hard for this! Also, there were 3 unlicensed belly touchers, boomers rly can’t help themselves 🙄🥲
first 2 up, my tongue and the sun? becoming one w the lamp?..
first 2 up, my tongue and the sun?
becoming one w the lamp?
anyway, hi, it’s 5am 🙃
June 11, 2015...our first date anniversary 🥰🥰🥰Only six yrs b..
June 11, 2015...our first date anniversary 🥰🥰🥰Only six yrs but feels like a cliche liiiifetime. Most people don’t celebrate this kinda thing but our first day was notably epic so, ya know, we do a thing.
That first pic was taken by my coworker the moment Nev and I met (meant as a troll no doubt). Look at our nervous arms! What do you do with the handdds!?Haha. That morning he had instagram DM’d me asking if i wanted to go for a ride on his motorcycle. My first thought was WHO ASKS A STRANGER OUT LIKE THAT?! But I was intrigued (and depressed about my recent ex who had moved on with lightening speed to a 20 year old model (who later dumped him for a DJ...😂😈)) But ANYWAY I said “ha. duh.” and Nev picked me up from work on this...dirt bike? In shorts? I had my doubts. But BUT...the night was insanely magical! Dinner, rain, a RAINBOW, random fireworks (like real fireworks) and ear to ear grins on everyone including my coworkers when i showed up to work the next day in the same outfit 😈😈😈
The second picture is from a couple weeks into dating. Needless to say we enjoyed each other’s germs very quickly. Was all v fun. V travel. Whatever whatever. But then THEN a month after this, out of the blue, Nev broke up with me. His reason being he was “too in love”. Mmmmmhmmmmm. I could picture whatever model he would date next. Have fun byeeeeee.
After this I refused to talk to him for the entire summer and dated about 1000 people and was JUST FINE. My camera roll nudes during this period are truly 👨🏻🍳‘s 💋 and my hair, notably, never brushed. 😇
After a couple months of fully ignoring his texts (ranging from “How are you?”’ to “I MADE A HUGE MISTAKEEEE”) , I agreed to see him under the condition he install a window AC in my 4th floor walk up. It WAS very hot and I definitely enjoyed watching him do manual labor while I kicked back w a lemonade.
It didn’t seal the “back together” deal for me but I agreed to see him very casually and he continued to do the cheesiest shit imaginable to “win me back”
(see pic 3) 🙄🥰
Six years and nearly 3 kids later I’ve almost forgiven him. ALMOST. haha.
I guess the moral of the story is...be bold? do things that scare you? or maybe it’s hold a grudge? Haha. Either way, I wouldn’t change a thing.
(But ALSO.... men 🙄🙄🙄)
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think I’m stayin in tonight, wyd??? 😇 check your dM if you..
think I’m stayin in tonight, wyd??? 😇
check your dM if you chillin
25 weeeeks 😝 front vs mini turn vs full side view 😳 He move..
25 weeeeks 😝 front vs mini turn vs full side view 😳
He moved this whole shoot!!! Haha lil eggplant angelll. I’m already obsessed.
Still feeling cute naked (i think? Haha) but I’ve officially declared war on my closet and pretty much just wear the same stretchy mini skirt w a crop top every day. It gets a lot of compliments as also being “cute” (usually followed up by “I could never wear that while pregnant”) which is funny bc it feels lazy and we all know why they “could never”...bc it’s thoty ASF (for school pick up in particular 😂😂😂🤦🏻♀️) but hey better than 10lbs of fabric on a 90 degree day? (I wouldn’t know bc I’ve never tried it**)
Sending all the good vibes and love this week! Make it a good one ❤️❤️❤️
24 weeeeeks 🥳 Read today that if the baby came out now he’d..
24 weeeeeks 🥳
Read today that if the baby came out now he’d probably survive! 🤩 Of course I want him to cook more but feeling a minor sense of accomplishment? Lol.
On a more personal note I felt absolutely huge all weekend. Coulda been the 3-day torrential downpour or the endless desserts. Probably the rain bc m&ms are small and ice cream is basically just water, no? Boobs oddly seem smaller but i think it’s just in relation to the growing belly. 🙆🏻♀️
k ttyl ❤️❤️❤️