You’re American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, but what are you while you’re in the bathroom? European.
2024-01-02 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did the bedding hide their relationship? They just wanted something pillow-key!
2024-01-02 17:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
2024-01-02 16:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I've finally bought a new gaming chair! Secretlab is on the way 🙌
2024-01-02 13:59:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm back on an elden ring hype and by god is it difficult after BG3 hahaha
2024-01-02 12:49:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.
2024-01-02 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
2024-01-02 08:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Why was the color green notoriously single? It was always so jaded.
2024-01-01 23:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
What’s the name of a very polite, European body of water? Merci.
2024-01-01 22:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetical.
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2024-01-01 20:48:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
2024-01-01 20:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Want to play 🐉 ***Dungeons & Dragons*** ⚔️ with me tonight? 🎲 Roll to pick your starting point and character and move across the board to the Finish… 🎲 Each turn tipped for earns a new prize. *Let’s see how good of an adventurer you are! 🧝♂️✨🐉⚔️*
2024-01-01 19:15:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
2024-01-01 19:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes apparent.
2024-01-01 18:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
2024-01-01 17:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark
2024-01-01 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
As the clock hits midnight, I wish you a happy new year from merry little england! ✨️
2024-01-01 00:20:30 +0000 UTC View Post
My mate asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall”. I said "Maybe..."
2023-12-31 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm wanting a whole new vibe for my setup, any donations heartily appreciated but not at all necessary 🌿💚
2023-12-30 19:55:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.
2023-12-30 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!
2023-12-29 21:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2023-12-28 04:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Please please can we play this. I'd like a level 18+ druid lifespan
2023-12-27 22:32:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Please don’t make my funeral too early. I’m not really a mourning person.
2023-12-26 08:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Cum have a taste of my lips, which lips are up to you 😈
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