I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
2023-11-28 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
2023-11-28 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the highest temperature of Rey's Lightsaber? Luke Warm.
2023-11-28 08:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostChoose your player: 😇 OR 😈 https://onlyfans.com/608629845/emmahircine
2023-11-28 07:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostI’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
2023-11-28 04:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI restarted MtG and I have not won A SINGLE GAME upon my return. Not even a sniff of victory so far 🥹 Still love it though. I'm gonna try building a super annoying black/green deck where my monsters keep coming back to life and the damage ones get cancelled out by the green hp boosts.
2023-11-28 01:37:08 +0000 UTC View Post💍Spin the wheel and advance your player along the path to my ***po-tay-toes*** 💙Land on blue you get a video bundle 💚Land on green you get a gallery & a video ❤️Land on red, win a 3min video with your name *Spin as many times as you like!*
2023-11-28 00:48:33 +0000 UTC View Post***WELCOME NEW BREAST FRIEND*** **A little About Me** intro video is in your inboxes upon arrival - I do hope to hear from you 🤳 & if you *like what you see*, please do drop a 'like' on my posts 🖤 🤫*please respect that I only offer online fun*
2023-11-28 00:35:14 +0000 UTC View PostOh by the way, I’m wearing that smile you gave me.
2023-11-27 23:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
2023-11-27 22:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostCall me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you!
2023-11-27 21:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
2023-11-27 20:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostNot even Snape could Severus apart.
2023-11-27 19:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostDo you fish? Because you have me hooked
2023-11-27 18:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostLet me tie your shoes, ‘cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
2023-11-27 16:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostDo you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
2023-11-27 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostIf kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
2023-11-27 08:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a broom? Because you've swept me off my feet.
2023-11-27 04:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
2023-11-27 00:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world
2023-11-26 23:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine'
2023-11-26 22:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
2023-11-26 21:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!
2023-11-26 18:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostIs your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
2023-11-26 17:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostDo you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
2023-11-26 16:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostDo you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
2023-11-26 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostDo you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you
2023-11-26 08:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were a vegetable, you'd be a 'cute-cumber'!
2023-11-26 04:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post