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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener! 

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A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.After a few drinks, the ..

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!”
The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?Reality.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?An investigator.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?He..

Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed some space.

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?For drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For drizzle.

What do you call a fake noodle?An impasta.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

Two guys walk into a bar.The third guy ducks...

Two guys walk into a bar.

The third guy ducks...

What’s red and bad for your teeth?A brick.

What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

I like elephants.Everything else is irrelephant. 

I like elephants.

Everything else is irrelephant. 

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.One asks, “What’s ..

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.

One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum?They’re bo..

What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum?

They’re both purple except for the rabbit.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?10,000 soles..

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?

10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.

Did you hear about the lamb that couldn't see? Someone pulle..

Did you hear about the lamb that couldn't see? Someone pulled the wool over its eyes.

Did you hear about the dog that had a bad day at work? It wa..

Did you hear about the dog that had a bad day at work? It was ruff.

I once asked an alpaca for a favor. It was no probllama.

I once asked an alpaca for a favor. It was no probllama.

Knock knock.Who’s there?Interrupting cow.Interrupting c–MOO!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c–

MOO!

Where can you find a whale that plays the flute? In an orca-..

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey." The hor..

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey." The horse says, "You read my mind."

I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have ..

I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.

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What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.

What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.