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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
“Something between us smells!”
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
“Something between us smells!”
Why did the clock go to the principal’s office?
For tocking too much.
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Crookodile.
Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
They have two left feet.
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A mammoth.
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Aloha.
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A gummy bear.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
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It waves.
Why did the man run around his bed?
He was trying to catch up on sleep!
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Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
What did the zero say to the eight?“
"Nice belt!”
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
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What did the fisherman say to the magician?
“Pick a cod, any cod.”
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
He was peeling really bad.
Where do you learn to make banana splits?
At sundae school.
What are the two things you can’t have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.