Just dragged my ass to the gym, hot shower felt very nice. I said “very nice” in Borats voice. I am now no longer sweaty. Might film a shower video soon. And also might send out uncensored versions of these pics lol
2022-11-26 23:07:19 +0000 UTC View PostThis is only for all the new subs that I got tonight! Here’s a video of me jerking off and cumming, talking dirty and playin with my cum. Shit gets real on my onlyfans! Figured I’d post it in case any new people wanna see it! Thanks for being here!
2022-11-25 01:49:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Full of turkey and mashed potatoes. Time to commit atrocities in the electronic section at Walmart.
2022-11-24 23:44:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Might try to get up and workout, I’m worried that having half a boner might cause the workout to be…..HARD lol get it
2022-11-21 18:56:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning everyone! I woke up horny with no one to slob all over my knob like it’s corn on the cob 🥺 looks like I’ll have to make myself cum and show u guys later
2022-11-18 17:03:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I will absolutely NOT be participating in No-Nut-November
2022-11-01 23:20:40 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m a bit of a hairy beast I hope that is okay, open for a lil surprise
2022-10-25 01:03:35 +0000 UTC View PostWhy does being horny have to be so mandatory
2022-10-11 23:23:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Hope everyone is having a great night. Remember to drink water and beat your dick like it owes you money.
2022-10-07 23:41:06 +0000 UTC View Post
You’re all super dope for being here now look at me naked, LOOK AT ME NAKED, I will clean my shower soon I promise
2022-10-05 19:12:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Can anyone guess where these rings are supposed to go? Well I’m sending out a video if you want to find out. I am…….the lord of the rings
2022-10-03 16:17:16 +0000 UTC View Post
HI, There’s some uncensored pics of my meat just waiting to be seen by you. I hope you’re able to gaze your eyes! It’s been a few days since I was active here, I hope everyone is still here. I’ve been loving the little community I’ve built. I sent a bunch of uncensored pictures to your inbox. Buying them helps me out so much and I hope they help you out too 😊 thank you for your support
2022-09-29 16:32:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Need to do my morning stretches, feeling a lil stiff today
2022-09-19 17:30:20 +0000 UTC View PostThis might sound weird but I love my dick. I just think that I have a nice dick. My own dick makes me horny cuz it’s just nice looking. Shoutout to the universe for giving me a pretty dick.
2022-09-06 19:21:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Hard to find a censor that was a big as I needed!!! I swear, this is the actual size of my sea monster! Lemme know if you want the uncensored haha
2022-09-04 20:34:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Can’t tell if I’m washing my face in this picture or if I’m contemplating all my life’s choices and drowning in a quicksand-pit of regret for every meticulous little detail of my life that I wish I could change. Either way, the shower is the best place to do either thing 😊
2022-09-01 17:29:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Just sent out an un-edited, un-cropped version of this in your messages. Finally back from my trip and ready to be a lil bitch online.
2022-08-25 21:08:58 +0000 UTC View PostHonestly that last pic I sent out to everyone is one of my fav dick pics I have ever taken haha idk why I just really like it. If you haven’t bought it yet, check it out! I think you’ll like it too. Can’t tell you how much I love you motherfuckers! You’re all so fucking nice and cool to me haha
2022-08-20 02:09:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I was a dirty boy but am clean now
2022-08-18 22:04:26 +0000 UTC View PostHere’s a full body face and nude for all my new subs, I send out a lot of stuff in my DMS but this is a nice place to start 😊
2022-08-16 18:22:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Accidentally spilled SOMETHING on the left side of my shorts 🤦♂️ Lolol gotta stop eating Cinnabon’s in bed
2022-08-13 20:49:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Stretchin out. Be sure to stretch, move around a little bit and drink lots of water ☺️ Or don’t, literally live your life how you want, we are all gonna die no matter how healthy or unhealthy. Lol enjoy what you can!
2022-08-08 19:41:07 +0000 UTC View PostI appreciate everyone who bought the video I sent out in my DM’s, and I’m glad you’re all enjoying it! If you want it but can’t afford it I’m down to negotiate prices, just don’t act like a dickhead and make me dislike you. The money helps me tremendously, most people know my unfortunate life circumstances and I genuinely appreciate all the cool people I’ve talked to and chopped it up with on this website. The majority of people are so fucking cool and I can’t thank you enough for the support. I hope everyone is doing well and great. And if you’re not I’ll do my best help you out. I hope everyone has a great day, and remember, no matter where you are in life, do not be a dick-head.
2022-08-05 18:28:42 +0000 UTC View Post
I swear I’m not flexing with all of my my might and I swear I didn’t HEAVILY edit this to make my abs look better. I SWEAR. Thank you everyone for sticking around on here, genuinely appreciate all you mufuckas. Been a long week, get in my messages.
2022-08-01 02:09:08 +0000 UTC View PostYo I been hella busy the past couple days, my bad if I’m slow to reply to messages today. I’ve been glued to this website replying to people so I don’t want it to seem like I dipped on this shit. Be patient you horny bastards I am still here haha
2022-07-30 20:38:11 +0000 UTC View PostYou guys have all been really fucking cool to me and I appreciate it so much. I’ve been very consistent in my messages, please message me about any videos or pics and shit! Im a wild boy. Tip me like a screaming tea kettle and request whatever you like. Still working on great pictures to post on the main timeline. But find me in messages for now. Thanks again you’re all fucking dope.
2022-07-28 21:39:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Starting to get more comfortable here, literally kickin my feet up n chillin. feel free to check your messages and also if you make fun of my dirty bathtub I will cry
2022-07-27 19:56:06 +0000 UTC View PostOkay I’m getting new subs and want you all to know MY ONLYFANS IS NOT GONNA BE LAME. These posts are just me dippin my toes in the water! Stick around, this shits gonna get good you alll have my words. Hit me up if you wanna talk customs but I plan on making my main posts as good as private ones.
2022-07-27 02:07:40 +0000 UTC View Post