I wanna be your favorite pet cow
I wanna be your favorite pet cow
2020-06-05 05:31:10 +0000 UTC View PostI wanna be your favorite pet cow
2020-06-05 05:31:10 +0000 UTC View PostKiller Klowns From Outer Spaceeee
2020-06-05 02:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostTrying to make the movie “Countdown" into a `🍾🍶🍺🍸🥤game? I’VE GOT YOU! * Drink every time someone says countdown * Drink every time someone dies * Drink every time someone downloads or tries to delete the app * Drink every time they're in the hospital * Drink every time something supernatural happens BONUS LEVEL CHALLENGE * Double shots every time you chuckle or laugh at something kind of out of place or funny about this movie
2020-06-04 23:30:29 +0000 UTC View PostToday is dedicated to all my FEET boys! I love you boys for accepting me despite my usually dirty feet.
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2020-06-04 01:13:36 +0000 UTC View Post1st Printing: Tales of the Teeen Titans 1st appearance Nightwing
2020-06-02 15:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostDo you wanna put a baby inside my tight little cunt? Why’d on’t you slide those panties to the side and get to work.
2020-06-02 13:08:22 +0000 UTC View PostHey yall, it's #MemeMonday Here's 3 fire ass memes to help get you through this fucking pandemic
2020-06-01 22:15:20 +0000 UTC View PostYour two favorite Yuno Gasais hanging out & kissing at sunset Featuring @kaileyketchum
2020-05-30 22:46:46 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve been feeling spring colors lately... do you like this pink bra?
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2020-05-29 13:00:47 +0000 UTC View PostSorry that I haven't been active the last few days. I was doxxed & had to handle things. Some things fell by the wayside but I'm going to be getting my shit together this weekend. I promise!
2020-05-29 00:10:50 +0000 UTC View PostTrying to make the movie “War Of The Roses” into a `🍾🍶🍺🍸🥤game? I’VE GOT YOU! * Drink every time you see a progression in the breakdown of their marriage * Drink every time you see Danny Davito on screen * Drink every time Oliver mentions sex * Drink every time Barbara is cooking something * Drink every time something gets destroyed in the house BONUS LEVEL CHALLENGE * Double shots every time Barbara and Oliver get in a disagreement over something
2020-05-28 23:30:27 +0000 UTC View PostDahlia Mystery Movie Review: * Name: War Of The Roses * Release Date: 1989 * Notable Actors: * Michael Douglas (Romancing the Stone, Fatal Attraction, Ant-man) * Kathleen Turner (Peggy Sue Got Married, Serial Mom, Who Framed Roger Rabbit) * Danny DeVito (Big Fish, Batman Returns, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia) * Streaming Site: For Sale On Amazon Prime * Online Rating: 6.8 IMDB/ 85% Rotten Tomatoes * Summary: Divorce lawyer Danny De Vito warns his prospective client that the story he's about to tell isn't a pretty one, but the client listens with eager intensity -- as do the folks out there in the movie in the audience. The War of the Roses can best be described as a slapstick tragedy concerning the decline and literal fall of a marriage. After 17 years, Oliver (Michael Douglas) and Barbara (Kathleen Turner) Rose want a divorce. Not for this couple is there anything resembling a "civilized understanding": Barbara wants their opulent house, and Oliver isn't about to part with the domicile. * Best/ Worst Character: So, the point of the movie is to really show that BOTH of them are the worst people ever. So, it really does a back and forth sort of thing. I love and hate everyone in equal amounts… If I haddddd to pick a side to be on though, it’s definitely Barbaras. JUST GIVE HER THE HOUSE! * My Rating: 10. Perfection. * My Thoughts : 1st off, fun fact: Danny Davito directed this. I would not recommend this movie if you’re in the process of going through a bad breakup or divorce…. But if you’re in the right mindset, this is ABSOLUTELY a wonderful dark comedy. I have probably watched this over 50 times in my life, I watch it a couple times a year at least. :) Biggest WTF Moment: Danny Davito gives a woman a very sexual foot job with a pheasant gravy sauce as massage lube…. He is sitting at a dinner party table while he’s doing it. Quote To Remember: "What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? An excellent start." I used to resent jokes like that. Now I see them as simple truths.
2020-05-28 21:00:44 +0000 UTC View PostKeeping this pussy warm & clean for you Daddy
2020-05-28 20:43:09 +0000 UTC View PostLooking like a slut & feeling like I look.
2020-05-28 13:02:49 +0000 UTC View PostIf you like all the sexy pics I post on here, go through my profile & spam it with hearts and likes.... It’ll make me feel very special!
2020-05-27 13:06:02 +0000 UTC View Post1st Printing: #1 Saga ❤️ This is one of the prize gems of my collection. Not only is this an AMAZING series with a strong storyline and some of the best art you will find.... but it's my top suggestion to anyone looking for a new series. 🤯🤯🤯
2020-05-26 15:00:49 +0000 UTC View PostIf we get $75 on this post I will post a g/g or g/g/g video for free on the feed! Everyone who tips will get sexy freebies!
2020-05-26 01:59:57 +0000 UTC View PostHey yall, it's #MemeMonday Here's 3 fire ass memes to help get you through this fucking pandemic
2020-05-25 22:15:05 +0000 UTC View PostI’m the ULTIMATE cum challenge
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2020-05-25 13:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostI bet all the peeeeee lovers wish they could see me spray them with my squirt at this angle
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2020-05-25 04:16:46 +0000 UTC View PostWant to rip these stockings off my body?
2020-05-24 20:36:37 +0000 UTC View Post