The Uncanny X-men #117
1st appearance of the Shadow King.
The origin of Professor Charles Xavier! In a time before the X-Men, Xavier ran into another mutant whose mental abilities rivaled his own.
Trying to make the movie “Valentine” into a 🥤🍾🍶🍸🍺🥤 game? I’VE GOT YOU!
* Drink every time Denise Richards is a bitch to someone
* Drink every time someone gets murdered
* Drink every time you see J.M. on screen
* Drink every time Denise Richards eye fucks someone
* Drink every time these women talk about dating while their friends are being picked off one by one
BONUS LEVEL CHALLENGE
* Drink every time they reference Valentines Day
Dahlias Mystery Movie Review:
* Name: Valentine
* Release Date: 2001
* Notable Actors:
* Katherine Heigel (Kn*cked Up, Roswell, Greys Anatomy)
* Denise Richards (Wild Things, Love Actually)
* David Boreanez (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Bones)
* Streaming Site: Amazon Prime (Yeah, I bought this shit on a whim)
* Online Rating: 4 on Amazon & 4.8 on IMDB
* Summary: Four friends start to receive morbid Valentine's Day cards. Someone out there is stalking them ... someone they all spurned when they were younger.
* 1st Impression: This has a pretty high rating on Amazon / IMDB considering it’s in the horror genre and from the early 2000’s… which I think we can all agree was NOT the gold*n age of film. I am excited though because I love David Boreanez & his mask makes me think of “Happy Death Day” which is a great movie and you should watch if you haven’t.
* Best / Worst Character:
* Denise Richards wins for best. She literally EYE FUCKS everyone in this movie into submission the whole time. She just walks around eye fucking people and being mean to all the men. She even poors wax all over some douchebags dick for showing it to her without consent. Love it.
* David Boreanez is the worst but ONLY because whoever did his wardrobe was RUDE. He wears the most awkward dad shirts and poorly fitted everything. I don’t even get it. It’s like specifically just him who dresses like shit.
* My Thoughts: I don’t get it, he’s loved you since 6th grade, so to win your heart he got hot as fuck & became super successful… then killed your super shitty friends as well as that creepy dude who sexually harassed you on a regular basis… to make your life BETTER… he kind of sounds like the perfect man. But we’re dealing with a universe where the director kills his biggest star in 5 minutes & we’re supposed to believe there’s a world where David Boreanez was ever NOT hot? Also, this may be the ONLY horror movie I’ve ever seen that features a raging alcoholic serial killer who plans elaborate murders. In conclusion, I completely side with the murderer in this movie #dontbeabully #dontfalsleyaccusepeople #meangirls #killreginageorge
* Biggest WTF Moment: There’s this scene involving a cop being extremely sexually forward with Denise Richards and it’s not overly graphic but just CRINGEY AS FUCKKKK.
* Do I recommend? Yeah, do it, fuck Valentines Day, we’re all gonna die alone anyways. Rating: 7 out of 10.
1st Printing: Sailor Moon comic series released in the 90’s. 1st printing in English.
This issue isn’t the 1st but it does feature the storyline from the Sailor Moon S movie where Luna turns into a human so that she can fall in love with an astronomer.
1st Printing: X-Factor: Layla Miller
This issue ties into the “House of X” series when Scarlet Witch remakes the world with her power before stripping most of mutantkind of their powers. If you haven’t read the series yet, you should, it’s great.
1st appearance Layla Miller.
Trying to make the movie “Happy Death Day” into a 🥤🍶🍺🍾🍸 game? I’VE GOT YOU!
* Drink every time they say the name “Tree” and no one acts like that’s not a WEIRD FUCKING NAME
* Drink every time she cross a person off her suspect list
* Drink every time you hear the “It’s your birthday” ringtone
* Drink every time they reference a sorority related activity (example: house meeting, frat party, the name of the sorority)
* Drink every time that chick Danielle is a bitch
* Drink every time someone relates this movie to “Groundhogs Day” or references “Bill Murray”
BONUS LEVEL CHALLENGE
* Drink every time they reset Tree into a new day
Dahlias Mystery Movie Reviews:
* Name: Happy Death Day 🔪👶🔪
* Release Date: 2017
* Notable Actors: I don’t really think anyone who was in this did very much before… and on inspection it looks like they’re all still working but on random shit… like Frozen 2 voices and Batwoman the series.
* Streaming Site: HBO NOW & HBO GO should have it. Amazon Prime does for purchase.
* Online Rating: IMDB: 6.5 /// Rotten Tomatoes: 71% Fresh
* Online Summary: A college student must relive the day of her murder over and over again, in a loop that will end only when she discovers her killer's identity.
* Best / Worst Character:
* Best: Tree, she’s really just great. Also, it’s a time loop story so you really only get to know like 3 characters besides the murderer.
* Worst: The sorority chick “Danielle” who fat shames this one girl OVER AND OVER AND OVER because it’s a time loop. I HATE YOU DANIELLE, YOU’RE AWFUL.
* My Thoughts: Groundhog Day fucked Sorority Row & I’m ok with it. Overall I think this was really well done, it’s not SCARY but it’s fun and has interesting kills. The storyline is strong & the twist that you know is inevitably coming, isn’t as basic as you would have thought. The main character develops, you want her to develop, you enjoy her and don’t root for the bad guy. They have a cute little one line homage to Groundhogs Day at the end as well which I enjoy.
* Biggest WTF Moment: This bitches name is Tree… TREE… And no they never acknowledge it’s short for anything, she never mentions it being weird, everyone including the new characters she meets in this movie are just FINE with her name being Tree. That’s weird.
* Do I recommend? Rating: Rating: 8. It’s a great movie
I’m thinking about making art prints out of this photo set that @jalbus shot of @chloerydr @daddysdaycare & I shot together. I’ll be releasing a lot of photos over the next few days so make sure you comment which # you like best each day!
I can’t decide if #2 or #3 is my favorite